Vancouver Metropolitan Police Ticketing Procedure

FROM: Mok Kam Hei, Junior VP (Head of Regulatory Committee)
TO: All East Hastings Police Division (Div.88) Officers

Officers, as you are aware, our company provides law enforcement and security services to numerous local governments and corporations. With such a large network of divisions spread throughout North America, it is no longer feasible for us to continue to use the numberless amounts of different forms created by local governments. As such, we have be given permission by the federal government to begin standardisation of forms used by law enforcement officers. This includes citations and tickets issued by officers to citizens found to be in violation of federal laws and local ordinances.

Attached is the newly-adopted Form 26-A.

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INFRACTION
TYPE: (LITTERING, TRAFFIC INFRACTION, ET CETERA)
ISSUING AGENCY: VNCVERMETPOL-DIV-XX
LICENSE OR IDENTIFICATION CARD NO. (XXXXXXXX)
ADDRESS: (XXXXXXX)

DESCRIPTION OF INFRACTION:

DESCRIPTION OF VEHICLE (IF APPLICABLE):

PENALTY: NO MORE THAN 300 DOLLARS / 7 DAYS IN LOCAL JAIL.
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Keep up the good word,

Mok Kam Hei, Junior VP (Signed)

INFRACTION

TYPE: TRAFFIC INFRACTION

ISSUING AGENCY: VNCVERMETPOL-DIV-88

LICENSE OR IDENTIFICATION CARD NO. (###) OLEG NECHIPORENKO

ADDRESS: (WHEREVER HE LIVES)

DESCRIPTION OF INFRACTION: VEHICLE PARKED ON LEFT SIDE OF ROAD (RELATIVE TO THE VEHICLE), FACING THE WRONG DIRECTION AND CREATING A POTENTIAL HAZARD TO OTHER DRIVERS.

DESCRIPTION OF VEHICLE (IF APPLICABLE): BLACK FAMILY SEDAN, APPEARS TO BE A MODEL FROM APPROXIMATELY 10 YEARS AGO.

PENALTY: 200 DOLLARS OR 5 DAYS IN LOCAL JAIL.

SIGNED: KATHERINE V. McDONNELL, SERGEANT

INFRACTION

TYPE: VIOLATION OF EAST HASTINGS FIRE SAFETY CODE, BUILDING CODE, AND ARSON.

ISSUING AGENCY: AUTOMATED TICKETING BY ULTCD-7882 "Judge"

LICENSE OR IDENTIFICATION CARD NO. (S) (###) (TO BE FILLED OUT LATER)

ADDRESS: (WHEREVER THEY LIVE)

DESCRIPTION OF INFRACTION: FIRE STARTED AT EAST HASTINGS CAR DEALERSHIP. FAILURE OF FIRE PREVENTION AND SUPPRESSION BY OWNER RESULTED IN LOST OF STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY OF BUILDING, PRESENTING CLEAR THREAT TO PUBLIC SAFETY.

PENALTY: 4000 DOLLARS OR 30 DAYS IN JAIL. PROPERTY SEIZED BY GOVERNMENT IN ACCORDANCE WITH PUBLIC SAFETY ORDER OF 2027.

SIGNED: <<<AUTOMATED TICKET BY ULTCD-7882 "Judge">>>